Dude, check out my new thread(s)!

kegs wrote:

She's a beauty! Sorta makes me wanna go around town looking for a hostage situation or two.

Patch wrote:

kegs wrote:
Is that the remmington sniper?

Yep

kegs wrote:
Is that the remmington sniper?

Patch wrote:Heading to the range tomorrow. I haven't gotten to shoot my new rifle yet. With the weather we have had the last few days, I think it's the perfect time to give it a try.

James.k.Polk wrote:

rkwsuperstar wrote:

Patch wrote:

theIllustriousDrGonzo wrote:

So you are abandoning this place? Hmn..

No. I love it here. Just on my phone it links off to a bunch of crappy apps when I try to load it. So I don't check it much unless I'm at my desk. I moved to the MeWe for different reasons, just figured I'd set up something there since I was there anyway.

I have the same issue when trying to use my phone.  And it starts so fast, I don't get to look for the "desktop version" that polk suggested.  

Yeah you have to click the "show desktop site" button almost as soon as you click the link to the forum.  It takes practice.

rkwsuperstar wrote:

Patch wrote:

theIllustriousDrGonzo wrote:

So you are abandoning this place? Hmn..

No. I love it here. Just on my phone it links off to a bunch of crappy apps when I try to load it. So I don't check it much unless I'm at my desk. I moved to the MeWe for different reasons, just figured I'd set up something there since I was there anyway.

I have the same issue when trying to use my phone.  And it starts so fast, I don't get to look for the "desktop version" that polk suggested.  

Patch wrote:

theIllustriousDrGonzo wrote:

So you are abandoning this place? Hmn..

No. I love it here. Just on my phone it links off to a bunch of crappy apps when I try to load it. So I don't check it much unless I'm at my desk. I moved to the MeWe for different reasons, just figured I'd set up something there since I was there anyway.

theIllustriousDrGonzo wrote:

So you are abandoning this place? Hmn..

theIllustriousDrGonzo wrote:

James.k.Polk wrote:

theIllustriousDrGonzo wrote:

Sleverin wrote:

James.k.Polk wrote:

rkwsuperstar wrote:

rkwsuperstar wrote:Our maintenance guys are re-painting parts of the building.  They have been painting our hallway for a week.  Plain white, only obstacles are the office doors, they are using paint rollers on flat surfaces, 8 hours a day since last Tuesday.  They haven't painted any door jambs.  One hallway not yet down, 3 more to go.  

I've forgotten what it's like to be at work and not smell paint fumes.

I have a store with an undersized back room, a single bathroom, and a staff of nine who have apparently all synced up their poop schedules.

Wanna trade?

Is that girl who likes to smuggle a pound of weed in her purse on that list?

Woah woah woah, what is this about a purse and a pound of weed?

One of the girls who works for me brought weed into the store in her purse once on a Sunday.  The whole store reeked of it.  Even customers were commenting on the smell.  I couldn't figure out where the smell was coming from so I had to settle for a strongly worded reminder to All my people to about not bringing your goddamm drugs into my store.

You should bought some from her.

Patch wrote:I sent this to everyone here except Sleverin and Keggers. Because I didn't have their contacts. I know Kegs doesn't do FB but this is a no ad's no tracking social site. So the opposite of FB.
I'm there because FB decided to shut down gun sites for whatever reason.( I won't rant, their site, their choice, but they said they were going to do one thing, then shut down sites that were following their new rules, because guns are bad blah blah.  So several groups are moving to this site.

So I made a Haunt there. Join if you want, It's a open group for now.

https://mewe.com/join/the_haunt_

James.k.Polk wrote:

theIllustriousDrGonzo wrote:

Sleverin wrote:

James.k.Polk wrote:

rkwsuperstar wrote:

rkwsuperstar wrote:Our maintenance guys are re-painting parts of the building.  They have been painting our hallway for a week.  Plain white, only obstacles are the office doors, they are using paint rollers on flat surfaces, 8 hours a day since last Tuesday.  They haven't painted any door jambs.  One hallway not yet down, 3 more to go.  

I've forgotten what it's like to be at work and not smell paint fumes.

I have a store with an undersized back room, a single bathroom, and a staff of nine who have apparently all synced up their poop schedules.

Wanna trade?

Is that girl who likes to smuggle a pound of weed in her purse on that list?

Woah woah woah, what is this about a purse and a pound of weed?

One of the girls who works for me brought weed into the store in her purse once on a Sunday.  The whole store reeked of it.  Even customers were commenting on the smell.  I couldn't figure out where the smell was coming from so I had to settle for a strongly worded reminder to All my people to about not bringing your goddamm drugs into my store.

theIllustriousDrGonzo wrote:

Sleverin wrote:

James.k.Polk wrote:

rkwsuperstar wrote:

rkwsuperstar wrote:Our maintenance guys are re-painting parts of the building.  They have been painting our hallway for a week.  Plain white, only obstacles are the office doors, they are using paint rollers on flat surfaces, 8 hours a day since last Tuesday.  They haven't painted any door jambs.  One hallway not yet down, 3 more to go.  

I've forgotten what it's like to be at work and not smell paint fumes.

I have a store with an undersized back room, a single bathroom, and a staff of nine who have apparently all synced up their poop schedules.

Wanna trade?

Is that girl who likes to smuggle a pound of weed in her purse on that list?

Woah woah woah, what is this about a purse and a pound of weed?

Sleverin wrote:

James.k.Polk wrote:

rkwsuperstar wrote:

rkwsuperstar wrote:Our maintenance guys are re-painting parts of the building.  They have been painting our hallway for a week.  Plain white, only obstacles are the office doors, they are using paint rollers on flat surfaces, 8 hours a day since last Tuesday.  They haven't painted any door jambs.  One hallway not yet down, 3 more to go.  

I've forgotten what it's like to be at work and not smell paint fumes.

I have a store with an undersized back room, a single bathroom, and a staff of nine who have apparently all synced up their poop schedules.

Wanna trade?

Is that girl who likes to smuggle a pound of weed in her purse on that list?

Patch wrote:I found a new way to annoy Gallen. I am going to send him app invites from random games as often as possible. The ones I found so far allow me to de-select all of you, but if you get one by mistake, just let me know and I won't send that one to him anymore.

rkwsuperstar wrote:

NebulaJack wrote:

James.k.Polk wrote:

NebulaJack wrote:

James.k.Polk wrote:

rkwsuperstar wrote:

theIllustriousDrGonzo wrote:

rkwsuperstar wrote:I honestly don't really have any good Valentine's memories to share.  I was never very popular with the boys, and the random times I did have a boyfriend, it was usually not around V-Day. There was one bf who insisted we go out, regardless of the fact I didn't want to.  Two hours just to be seated at Chili's, when we got back to his apartment, he made me wait outside on the porch (in the freezing rain) while he went in to light candles.  I was not in a very romantical mood by the time he let me in//


On Sunday I went into an Albertsons store looking for the diet ginger ale I use to make my pink girly sodas.  They were selling plastic containers of rose petals for $9.99.

It was as remains the most ridiculous thing I can imagine. Some poor shlub trudging through the grocery store in a daze, trying to remember the romantic gestures done by the lead actors in romantic comedies... Girls like rose petals on the bed, right? Ten bucks-- what a bargain! She'll put up with my crap for another 365 days, for sure!

Just once, I want to see a movie scene that involves the end of these scenarios. You've made love to your woman in the most beautiful and sensual way, now she's tired and wants to go to sleep, but first you have to clean off the bed while she takes a "post coital shower" a.k.a. "washes off the rose petal and cleans your seed out of her nether regions". Once you're done with that task... or have picked up most of 'em and decide to say "fuck it" to the remaining 5 or six along with the other 8 you didn't spot in the folds of the sheets, you now have to extinguish and put away 3 dozen goddamn candles because the flickering light would make it harder to get to sleep, plus, fire hazard.

So congratulations Valentinian, you've now spent an extra 30 to 45 minutes of your night on a tedious clean up instead of having the bliss of a post coital slumber.

Isn't there a joke or a movie scene where the candle is tipped over by the vigorous activity and hot candle wax drips onto the back of whichever Valentinian happens to be on top at that moment?

There is surely such a moment, but that's one of those "screw ball, it could happen" things in movies that few people seem to actually experience. I want the boring and mundane "this is what happens to pretty much everyone" moment.

It happened in Family Guy, (SPOILER FOR OLD-ASS EPS OF FAMILY GUY) when Stewie thinks he's found his real father but it turns out to be him from the future on vacation in the past.  He sneaks "BACK TO THE FUTURE" with himself and discovers he's a 30 year old virgin who works at...a place like Office Depot, I don't remember the name.  He convinces his future self to hook up with a co-worker, and he lights candles, which then burns down his apartment (after the 30 seconds of sex and 40 minutes of crying).

James.k.Polk wrote:

rkwsuperstar wrote:

rkwsuperstar wrote:Our maintenance guys are re-painting parts of the building.  They have been painting our hallway for a week.  Plain white, only obstacles are the office doors, they are using paint rollers on flat surfaces, 8 hours a day since last Tuesday.  They haven't painted any door jambs.  One hallway not yet down, 3 more to go.  

I've forgotten what it's like to be at work and not smell paint fumes.

I have a store with an undersized back room, a single bathroom, and a staff of nine who have apparently all synced up their poop schedules.

Wanna trade?

rkwsuperstar wrote:

rkwsuperstar wrote:Our maintenance guys are re-painting parts of the building.  They have been painting our hallway for a week.  Plain white, only obstacles are the office doors, they are using paint rollers on flat surfaces, 8 hours a day since last Tuesday.  They haven't painted any door jambs.  One hallway not yet down, 3 more to go.  

I've forgotten what it's like to be at work and not smell paint fumes.

rkwsuperstar wrote:Our maintenance guys are re-painting parts of the building.  They have been painting our hallway for a week.  Plain white, only obstacles are the office doors, they are using paint rollers on flat surfaces, 8 hours a day since last Tuesday.  They haven't painted any door jambs.  One hallway not yet down, 3 more to go.  

I've forgotten what it's like to be at work and not smell paint fumes.

rkwsuperstar wrote:My crap bastard group project members should be sending me flowers and balloons.  We got a 92/100 on the research project.  

Patch wrote:I found a new way to annoy Gallen. I am going to send him app invites from random games as often as possible. The ones I found so far allow me to de-select all of you, but if you get one by mistake, just let me know and I won't send that one to him anymore.