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Anyone else watch this show?
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theIllustriousDrGonzo- Believes Timely and Gonzo are meant to be together
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rkwsuperstar- Achieved rank by cheating
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kegs wrote:When I saw this it brought to mind one of us here. I won't say whom, but....
No idea who this could be referencing.
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Patch wrote:
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kegs- Believes Timely and Gonzo are meant to be together
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I was making a puppet and on a whim I looked it up... Google maps cannot tell me how to get to Sesame Street.
Patch- Achieved rank by cheating
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kegs- Believes Timely and Gonzo are meant to be together
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When I saw this it brought to mind one of us here. I won't say whom, but....
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Patch wrote:
That made me laugh.
Slightly related. I watched The Big Interview with Dan Rather when he interviewed John Leguizamo. He talks about starring in a movie with Seagal and what a dick he was
Patch- Achieved rank by cheating
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Patch- Achieved rank by cheating
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Patch- Achieved rank by cheating
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Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment.
This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format:
Q: What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment?
A: It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q: Where will the government get this money?
A: From taxpayers.
Q: So the government is giving me back my own money?
A: Only a smidgen of it.
Q: What is the purpose of this payment?
A: The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q: But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A: Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. Economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka
* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs
* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India, Taiwan, or China
* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala
* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea
* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan
* If you pay your credit cards off or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore
Instead, keep the money in America by:
1) Spending it at yard sales, or
2) Going to ball games, or
3) Spending it on prostitutes, or
4) Beer, or
5) Tattoos
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.)
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Conclusion:
Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day!
No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.
This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format:
Q: What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment?
A: It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q: Where will the government get this money?
A: From taxpayers.
Q: So the government is giving me back my own money?
A: Only a smidgen of it.
Q: What is the purpose of this payment?
A: The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q: But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A: Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. Economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka
* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs
* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India, Taiwan, or China
* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala
* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea
* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan
* If you pay your credit cards off or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore
Instead, keep the money in America by:
1) Spending it at yard sales, or
2) Going to ball games, or
3) Spending it on prostitutes, or
4) Beer, or
5) Tattoos
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.)
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Conclusion:
Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day!
No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.
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kegs- Believes Timely and Gonzo are meant to be together
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rkwsuperstar wrote:kegs wrote:rkwsuperstar wrote:The NSFW one was difficult for me, because I'm at work. And recently I've been too busy to do much more than post a comment or 2 once I get home.
I've let everyone down by not posting enough penis pictures.
We'll survive.
But what kind of existence will it be!?
One with already adequate levels of penis? I can, of course, only speak for myself.
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kegs wrote:rkwsuperstar wrote:The NSFW one was difficult for me, because I'm at work. And recently I've been too busy to do much more than post a comment or 2 once I get home.
I've let everyone down by not posting enough penis pictures.
We'll survive.
But what kind of existence will it be!?
kegs- Believes Timely and Gonzo are meant to be together
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rkwsuperstar wrote:The NSFW one was difficult for me, because I'm at work. And recently I've been too busy to do much more than post a comment or 2 once I get home.
I've let everyone down by not posting enough penis pictures.
We'll survive.
rkwsuperstar- Achieved rank by cheating
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The NSFW one was difficult for me, because I'm at work. And recently I've been too busy to do much more than post a comment or 2 once I get home.
I've let everyone down by not posting enough penis pictures.
I've let everyone down by not posting enough penis pictures.
kegs- Believes Timely and Gonzo are meant to be together
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Patch wrote:theIllustriousDrGonzo wrote:Im at a friends house tonight having dinner with him and his wife, then its a fire and COORS.
You do know you can put a fire out with water, you don't have to pour Coors on it.
It's been years since Ive had one but, from what I can recall, that's probably the best use for Coors.
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theIllustriousDrGonzo wrote:Im at a friends house tonight having dinner with him and his wife, then its a fire and COORS.
You do know you can put a fire out with water, you don't have to pour Coors on it.
theIllustriousDrGonzo- Believes Timely and Gonzo are meant to be together
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Im at a friends house tonight having dinner with him and his wife, then its a fire and COORS.
theIllustriousDrGonzo- Believes Timely and Gonzo are meant to be together
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Patch wrote:
I'm going to make you a tshirt with this on it.
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